I know that I have discussed here about my never ending dying love for looking at houses online. I live in a home that was built in 1895. 1895! It is a lovely home, and for someone with time and interest, a total fixer upper into amazing-ville. It’s got warts though darling, things I won’t [...]
Until some crazy lady busted into my house and filmed it. Well. That’s not what totally really happened. But IT FELT LIKE IT. I am feeling in need of one of those showers the ladies have on the S.V.U. You know the super hot ones where you rock in the fetal position for a few [...]
So, my brain, it’s a scary place to be. I have two things to discuss, both relating to James Remar. I really really love James Remar. So let that be known. Sooooooo, Number 1: I have been watching lots and lots of Dynasty. Probably more than any person should be allowed to watch Dynasty. I [...]
You know why they call it “Snapped?” Because you physically hear your brain clicking past sanity, an audible crackle and pop, and then SNAP you are cuh-RAZY. Tonight has been a tad bit trying and without going into details, let me just say that Sadie lost her mind and couldn’t stop crying. To the point [...]
Here’s something that popular culture kind of hints at, but doesn’t tell in detail: Once you become a mother, your brain goes coocoo loco. Fer really reals. Why else would you do things completely against your pre-mothering instincts? Case in point: Last night, Sadie was vomiting in the bed. Instead of getting grossed out, or [...]
Well, Sadie is officially three. We had a fun mermaid party on the hottest day of the year. I am so exhausted, my brain is kind of mushy, so forgive me. Here’s the picture we used for the invite: Sadie opened her presents from Brett and I the morning of her party. We gave her [...]
For your information, I know how crazy I am. I made that last post at 2:00 in the morning, and I was having a titch of anxiety.
It’s called pack-ratitis. It is in no way related to ret-packitis which is a love for all things Deano & Frankie. No, this is a sick sick sickness that lead me to hold onto everything that my hot lottle hands have ever caressed. Including and not limited to: Furniture, films, books, clothes, tchotchkes, and rugs. [...]
I always have these dreams where I can fly. I have this special move, in my dreams, that propels me right into the sky. It’s a cross between a kick and that disco move where you roll your hands around each other, except it is done with my legs. You know, that move that looks [...]
I am so incredibly dense when it comes to geography. It’s embarrassing. I think most people start to learn geography in grade school. While my classmates were writing reports on different countries around the world, I however, chose to neglect my assignment of studying North Korea and wrote instead about the Marx Brothers. Then in [...]
