Guess who starts preschool tomorrow? This Baby: Although, she insists she is a big kid now. But you know, she likes to pretend she is baby, where she climbs into your lap, says “Waaaaah. Waaaaah. I’m a baby,” and then she asks for a bottle. Which is pretty funny, because neither of my kids ever [...]
Olive has recently discovered my collection of wigs. She likes “The Yellow One” the best. I don’t think it suits George the horse very well though.
Hello, I am the mother of an official kindergartner. Two weeks ago we dropped Sadie off at school and left her there. For the whole entire day. I sniffed, and I sniffled, but I didn’t wail, and I didn’t throw myself on the ground trying to grasp at the ribbons of time as they silently [...]
Two of my favorite things: The color pink and David Cassidy. Aren’t you glad I have stepped out of the abyss and shared with you? You’re welcome very much. (I don’t know why I am writing like English is my third rarely used language, perhaps because I have been watching David Cassidy videos on youtube [...]
A list, with no particular flow: • I totally had like, at least eight things to put down here, but then Brett walked by and I lost my train of thought. He’s really super cute. • I have been watching a whole lot of British television whilst I am doing my chores and I think [...]
Fell off the internet there. I’m back now.
I’ve got the cramps today, and I am not pleased. If you are grossed out by lady talk, or better yet lady crotch talk, you better just leave this whole entire blog in your dust, because one thing I have been neglecting to talk about, but needing to share with you, is more information about [...]
It is so hard to post when you have just two or three singular thoughts cycling through your mind constantly. Do you really want to read about my kindergarten angst, my house obsession, or how the hell to entertain my children for the entire summer? Because these are the three things I seem to think [...]
In the stack of CDs littered by the stereo, the greatest hits of Divine is right next to the greatest hits of Sesame Street. Bet those artists never guessed that would happen.
It’s been the festival of Olive over here. She turned two on April 8th, but we’ve been celebrating for over a week! I want to share all the cute details of her super hero super birthday, but I haven’t uploaded pictures yet. Please enjoy the following video I found on youTube when I was searching [...]
