It’s been a long day. These ladies are both the light of my life and the pain in my arse.
I am trying to focus on the positive, but I feel like someone needs to come up with a chew toy for aggravated parents. I know I can’t smoke, but if I could just have something to bite down on really really REALLY hard, maybe that would help. Can you get cancer from mind cigarettes? Because I haven’t smoked for six years, but I think I’m going to go meditate and imagine myself blazing through a whole stinkin’ pack.





